Bialetti Copper Titanium Ceramic Nonstick Electric Griddle

If there’s going to be a highbrow straw kit, this is it. A variety of straws for a variety of uses. Large for smoothies. Slim for juices.

Or, Margaritas and Bellinis, whatever works.

You casually dip into your handbag or backpack and slowly pull out a sleek case. You press the clip with your fingernail and delicately choose the best straw for the job at hand. Because you are classy like that.